Airplanes Versus Women
trifonov * Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don’t get mad if you…
Politics
A Half Mile
Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 min. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes. Since the average…
Perfect Man and Perfect Woman
A perfect man met a perfect woman. After a perfect relation they had their perfect wedding. Their life together was, how else, perfect. And a snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this…
Surprising first date
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing the staff that normally boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
Things you should consider not to tell during sex II
I think this would be much more fun with a few more people.Amazing, you’re almost as good as my ex!Maybe you’re just a little out of practice.Now I can guess…
A prince is dating a beauty (tale)
Once upon a time there was a prince. He liked a princess from a neighboring country very much but he did not know how to explain this to her. The…
Things you should consider not to tell during sex
Everybody looks funny naked!Did you wake me up for that?Did I mention the video camera?Why don’t you try breathing through your nose.Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?Hurry up! This…
You ask, Trifonoff consults
Ivan 24 years: I think I have really deep feelings towards my fiancée. I think I really love her.Trifonoff: Don’t worry it will all be over after the marriage… John…
I think I have passionate feelings for Google (question from our reader)
It’s very odd I know… I have never felt such passion towards any company before (towards no company if I need to be more specific). Am I wrong, or is…
Human geography
Women geography Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America,…