A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing the staff that normally boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy but then the girl stopped the boy.
“I really should’ve mentioned this before, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge 20 bucks for sex,” she said.
The boy just looked at her for a while, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did what they were about to do.
After a cigarette, the boy was just sitting in the driver’s seat and looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should’ve mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and my fare back to town is $25.”