Care to Dance?
trifonov At the bar one night, a man approached one of the ladies standing near the edge of the dance floor. “Would you like to dance?” he asked. The girl didn’t…
April 2008
Airplanes Versus Women
* Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don’t get mad if you…
A Half Mile
Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 min. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes. Since the average…