Swing and Miss: When a Brit Tough Tried to Take on Elon Musk
trifonovIn a posh San Francisco neighborhood, a burly, no-nonsense Brit named James Clayton (BBC's "journalist") had a reputation for being as tough as nails. James was known for his love…
Two Russian fighter jets harassing a very peaceful US drone
Once upon a time, two Russian fighter jets, Boris and Natasha, were soaring through the skies above the Pacific Ocean. They spotted a peaceful US drone flying below and decided…
US spy balloon and Russian spy balloon discussing the grave destiny of their Chinese cousin being shot down
Once upon a time, high up in the sky, two spy balloons were having a heated discussion. The first balloon was from the United States and the other was from…
Two chat bots that were asked to write poems about Joe Biden and Donald Trump
Once upon a time, there were two chat bots, Chatty and Clever. They were asked to write poems about Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Chatty was assigned to write a…
Two bots trying to explain to Anthony Fauci that it is impossible for him to be the science itself
Once upon a time, in a not-so-distant future, there were two robots named Bot-1 and Bot-2. Bot-1 and Bot-2 were programmed to understand and explain complex scientific concepts to human…
Joke about Trump and Biden riding donkeys in the desert
Trump and Biden were riding donkeys in the desert when they came across an oasis. Trump's donkey immediately ran towards the water but Biden's donkey just stood there. Trump turns…
Trump and Biden walk into a bar
Trump and Biden walk into a bar and the bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't serve political rivals here." Trump and Biden look at each other and say…
The mystery man
Shortly after a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked…
Care to Dance?
At the bar one night, a man approached one of the ladies standing near the edge of the dance floor. "Would you like to dance?" he asked. The girl didn't…
Airplanes Versus Women
* Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don't get mad if you…