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A Sheepdog’s Impressive Feat: Gathering Sheep from Far and Wide to Bring Them to Its New Owner’s Kitchen

trifonov Mar 30, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time there was an overly ambitious sheepdog. He was determined to prove to his new owner that he was the best sheepdog around. So one day, the…

Animals

Two worms devastated that they cannot change their genders because they don’t have ones

trifonov Feb 5, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time, two worms, named Wriggle and Squirm, were having a chat about their daily lives. Wriggle said, "You know, Squirm, sometimes I feel like I'd like to…

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Two fat lazy cats explaining that they refuse to hunt mice because it is against mice’s rights

trifonov Jan 29, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time, in a farmyard, there were two fat and lazy cats named Whiskers and Mittens. They spent their days lounging in the sun and napping, never bothering…

Animals

Two pigs approach a pride stating that they are trans-lions.

trifonov Jan 23, 2023 1 Comments

Once upon a time, in a vast savannah, there lived two pigs named Porky and Hamlet. They were very modern animals with very advanced understandings of life. One day, they…

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Two mice high on pharmacy-approved dope harassing a fat lazy cat

trifonov Jan 22, 2023 1 Comments

Once upon a time, in a cozy little house, there lived two mice named Jerry and Mickey. Jerry and Mickey were part of the new generation of mice, who were…

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Two bots trying to convince a pig that implanting a chip in its brain is safe and effective

trifonov Jan 19, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived two robots who were on a mission to convince a pig named Porky to have a chip implanted in its…

Animals

Two drank cows complaining that their owner is racist because he spends more time with sheep than cows

trifonov Jan 15, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time, in a far-off field, there were two cows named Bessie and Daisy. Bessie and Daisy were best friends and spent most of their days grazing in…

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Two cats discussing the new generations of mice being junkies

trifonov Jan 14, 2023 0 Comments

Once upon a time, in a cozy little house, there lived two cats named Whiskers and Mittens. Whiskers was an older cat, who had been around for many years and…

Animals

A man is dating a frog

trifonov Sep 23, 2007 0 Comments

A well unknown man was walking down a road once he was called out by a frog, "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess." He simply took…

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