I think this would be much more fun with a few more people.
Amazing, you’re almost as good as my ex!
Maybe you’re just a little out of practice.
Now I can guess why he/she dumped you…
You gave me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
What do you think about liposuction?
What are you planning to make me for breakfast?
I have a confession…
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
You’ll still vote for me?
Have I mentioned my transsexual operation?
I do really hate women who actually believe sex means something!
Did you come yet, darling?
If I tell you who I’m fantasizing about will you tell me who you’re fantasizing about…
I think a good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Does this count as a date?

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