Women geography

 Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
 Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
 Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
 Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
 Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
 Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
 Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
 After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Men geography
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq – ruled by a dick.

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