* Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go.’

* Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.

* Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

* Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you like to look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

* Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s a bad thing.

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