Signs you are on a bad date
trifonov For girls: When you order a Double, he says, “Is my name Rockefeller, honey.”You have never heard someone speaks so passionately about an ant farm.He seems to know an awful…
Politics
Men and Women Compared
Eating OutWhen the bill comes, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $10, even though it is only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and…
Things you should consider not to say on a date
There are a few certain ways to ruin a date. Here are things you should consider better NOT to say on a date. * It’s so nice outfit looks like…
Things to NOT to say to the girl-friend’s parents the first time you meet them
1. My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?3. Which one of you taught Sarah to give…
Common men’s expressions translated
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”Translated: “I have no idea how it works.” “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”Translated: “I was…
A man who rules
One evening thee guys were drinking and talking in a pub. Two of them were explaining about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained…