Everybody looks funny naked!
Did you wake me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Why don’t you try breathing through your nose.
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought… let’s turn off the lights.
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will you!
But I just brushed my teeth…
Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
I want a baby!
Why am I doing all the work?
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
When is this supposed to feel good?
You’re good enough to do this for a living!
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere?
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
No, really… I do this part better myself!
It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!

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