A well unknown man was walking down a road once he was called out by a frog, “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess.” He simply took the frog and put it in his pocket.
And the frog spoke up again, “When you kiss me and turn me back into a princess I will marry you and we will live happily for ever.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
Then the angry frog cried out in desperation, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want.”
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Then the man thought to himself, “If I wasn’t deaf I could swear that this frog is talking!”