Signs you are on a bad date
For girls: When you order a Double, he says, “Is my name Rockefeller, honey.”You have never heard someone speaks so passionately about an ant farm.He seems to know an awful…
For girls: When you order a Double, he says, “Is my name Rockefeller, honey.”You have never heard someone speaks so passionately about an ant farm.He seems to know an awful…
Eating OutWhen the bill comes, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $10, even though it is only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and…
There are a few certain ways to ruin a date. Here are things you should consider better NOT to say on a date. * It’s so nice outfit looks like…
1. My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?3. Which one of you taught Sarah to give…
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”Translated: “I have no idea how it works.” “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”Translated: “I was…
One evening thee guys were drinking and talking in a pub. Two of them were explaining about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained…
A well unknown man was walking down a road once he was called out by a frog, “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess.” He simply took…