For girls:
When you order a Double, he says, “Is my name Rockefeller, honey.”
You have never heard someone speaks so passionately about an ant farm.
He seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine.
He called your dinner reservations as “Loser, party of 2”
He called to tell you that he will pick you up, just as soon as he is out of jail.
For guys:
She is whispering to the waiter, “Please, kill me.”
All she likes talking about is how great is to work for Heidi Fleiss.
You got her giving the home phone number to the guy cleaning your windows.
She persistently keeps calling you “Bachelor Number Two”.
“Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?”
She turns the conversation by saying “I’ve said enough about me. What do you think about me?”