Dating on the story from a reader
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Advice to Give Your Daughters
Don’t imagine you can change a man, unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they put a man on…
Boy meeting his girlfriend’s parents
Once upon a time, a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. She was so excited, she had a surprise for him…
How to start a conversation with a woman
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Well, I guess you really don’t belong in the men’s toilets anyway. I…
The mystery man
Shortly after a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked…
Care to Dance?
At the bar one night, a man approached one of the ladies standing near the edge of the dance floor. “Would you like to dance?” he asked. The girl didn’t…
Airplanes Versus Women
* Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don’t get mad if you…
A Half Mile
Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 min. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes. Since the average…
Perfect Man and Perfect Woman
A perfect man met a perfect woman. After a perfect relation they had their perfect wedding. Their life together was, how else, perfect. And a snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this…
Surprising first date
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing the staff that normally boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…