man starting conversation with a woman

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Well, I guess you really don’t belong in the men’s toilets anyway.

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Wow! You must be a parking ticket cuz you’ve got” Fine! Fine!! Fine!” written all over you!

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!

Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Woman: Yeah?! Well, if I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together.
Get my point?!

Man: “Would you like to dance”?
Woman: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you”
Man:I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants”.

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on, lower your standards a little. I did.

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

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