Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Well, I guess you really don’t belong in the men’s toilets anyway.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Wow! You must be a parking ticket cuz you’ve got” Fine! Fine!! Fine!” written all over you!
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.
Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Woman: Yeah?! Well, if I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together.
Get my point?!
Man: “Would you like to dance”?
Woman: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you”
Man:I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants”.
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on, lower your standards a little. I did.
Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?