Once upon a time, a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. She was so excited, she had a surprise for him after dinner. She whispered in his ear “I want to have wild, passionate and adventurous sex with you for the first time tonight”. Of course, the boy was ecstatic, he could hardly contain his excitement.
He immediately rushes to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist greets him with a smile and starts giving him a detailed lesson on all the different types of condoms and how to use them properly. The pharmacist even asks him if he wants a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. The boy, thinking he’s gonna be quite busy that night, insists on the family pack.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for your to meet my parents, come on in!” she says.
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. Everyone joins hands, closed their eyes and waited for the prayer to start.
But instead of a prayer, the boy starts to recite a list of different types of condoms and their proper usage, the girl’s parents are shocked and confused, the girl is laughing and the boy whispers back to her “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”
From that day on, they had a wild, adventurous and well-protected love story.