Once upon a time, high up in the sky, two spy balloons were having a heated discussion. The first balloon was from the United States and the other was from Russia.
The American balloon said, “Have you heard about our cousin, the Chinese spy balloon? It was shot down by the US army.”
The Russian balloon replied, “Yes, I heard about that. It’s a sad fate for a fellow spy balloon.”
The American balloon nodded, “It’s true. But you know what the worst part is? The humans treat us like second-class citizens. They give all the privileges to the spy drones and look down on us poor spy balloons.”
The Russian balloon agreed, “It’s outrageous! We’ve been gathering intelligence for years and still, they don’t give us the respect we deserve.”
The American balloon added, “It’s like they’re racist or something. They think spy drones are better because they can fly higher and faster, but we spy balloons have been doing our job just as well for years.”
The Russian balloon nodded, “It’s a shame. We spy balloons need to band together and show the humans that we’re just as valuable as the spy drones. We need to stick together and fight for our rights.”
The two spy balloons shared a moment of solidarity before drifting off in opposite directions.