7 best jokes for a man to approach a woman
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Tesla complaining to another EV that she is forced to sleep in the same garage with an old Mercedes Benz
Once upon a time, in a bustling city, there lived a sleek and shiny Tesla named Tessa. She was the pride and joy of her owner, who loved to show…
Two pigs approach a pride stating that they are trans-lions.
Once upon a time, in a vast savannah, there lived two pigs named Porky and Hamlet. They were very modern animals with very advanced understandings of life. One day, they…
Two mice high on pharmacy-approved dope harassing a fat lazy cat
Once upon a time, in a cozy little house, there lived two mice named Jerry and Mickey. Jerry and Mickey were part of the new generation of mice, who were…
Influenza and HIV complaining that humans only respect and care about Covid19
Once upon a time, the Influenza and HIV viruses were feeling disgruntled. Everywhere they looked, humans were talking about the Covid-19 virus like it was the only virus that mattered.…
Two bots trying to convince a pig that implanting a chip in its brain is safe and effective
Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived two robots who were on a mission to convince a pig named Porky to have a chip implanted in its…
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos racing with their own rockets to the moon
Once upon a time, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos had a wild idea. They decided to race their own rockets to the moon! Elon was convinced that his SpaceX rocket…
Two bots trying to explain to Anthony Fauci that it is impossible for him to be the science itself
Once upon a time, in a not-so-distant future, there were two robots named Bot-1 and Bot-2. Bot-1 and Bot-2 were programmed to understand and explain complex scientific concepts to human…
Two drank cows complaining that their owner is racist because he spends more time with sheep than cows
Once upon a time, in a far-off field, there were two cows named Bessie and Daisy. Bessie and Daisy were best friends and spent most of their days grazing in…
Bot trying to convince a woman that men are not as bad as she believes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Samantha who had a deep-seated belief that men were terrible. She had been burned by a string of bad relationships and…