So, I went on this strange group date. It was me, my new date, his friend, and two of my best friends.
Believe it or not this was in 5th grade and we were already having sex all the time (It was just a pleasure, I didn’t actually intend on running serious staff with any boy who didn’t have fast sport car and big lovely villa on the Bahamas).
Well, once we got there my last date, Daniel (or may be John or Larry), and both my best friends (Sarah The Horny and Sue The Blowjob) wanted to run to the first hotel that allows rooms for students, but they were pressuring my Denial (I really doubt his name was Jack) to run also and I am NO runner would rather taxi and he is a major jock so I had to (plus I am a little overweight, so I felt I kind of had to prove to him I wasn’t as lazy as it often appear). So, half way into the run I got a strong desire of having sex and my chest felt like its going to burst so I just walk into the first pub I saw.
When I understood the immorality of my actions I could’ve killed myself right there out of embarrassment. Ok, so then we went into the woods near a small motel and just sit around talking and I guess we started playing spin the bottle and he wanted to see my body rock (which wasn’t bad idea at all), and of course I was completely flat even though both my best friends were “developed” so I did everything I have learned from the X rated channels at home and I could tell he was not happy. And the next day he was completely ignoring me. I felt horrible and he asked my friend to be his girlfriend and she agreed and I did understand the meaning of the silicone boobs.